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Jul. 4th, 2009

  • 10:37 AM
before anything else ..


okay now let me tell you what a torture it is to get to sleep.
okay nvermind, let's not go there, i'm sure all of you know the challenge it poses without a healthy dose of Valium.

Right now i'm jsut trying to convince myself that i haven't been wasting my life/living a lie/getting cheated for the past 3 months of my life. Mainly because that is a horrible thing to think about people.

People always say i shouldn't calculate relationships in measures of time wasted.
.. but i cannot help it okay.

i feel like i shouldn;t have bothered to give in at all and ALWAYS insisted on getting my way, since it's gonna end up like that in the end might as well make the most of it right.

aiya. i'm just going to make myself prettier so i have more leverage next time.
LOL.

you know what, i really don;t wanna talk about it.
you really can't blame people for not liking you enough.
I jsut wish i knew earlier that you'd do absolutely twat for me.
you really wanted everything your way, you refused to give in, MADE ME TAKE WATER FOR YOU(?!?!?!?!), and i jsut happily let myself be a pushover. WAH LAU. Looking back, I think you really did nothing for me. you've never changed your plans to fit mine, made exceptions to do things I wanted to do, etcetc.

okay. conslusion, you were a shit girlfriend.
oh no. maybe you just didn;t like me enough.

okay so i wish you all the best wit your next girl and i hope you like her enough to not treat her as crappily as you treated me.

let's get this straight k, i don't hate you.
i just hate wasting time.

i think you must just break people's hearts before they break yours.
that way it's alot easier.

oh let's not end this entry on a bad note.
check this out (:

 
 

x Worse for Wear.

  • Jul. 4th, 2009 at 1:06 AM
Thank you once again for reminding me how everything in life is transient.
I can't say you made me a better person (because obviously i don't feel like, better right now)
cause i think you've left me worse for wear, like, how i already have trust issues but you made that worse, and my insecurities - which you've further shot to hell. but now's not the time to blame people or point fingers cause i think i made myself that way in the first place. You've just reminded me why i became like that at all. I think you've also pushed my selective hypersensitivity into overdrive. It must have been hell being with me. hahah. And my constant paranoia is something I have to battle everyday.

I think some people just aren't built for normal, functioning relationships.
I think I am one of them.

I would like to think that Kitty can feel my emotions,
but somehow I think that's not happening cause she's busy chewing on a stolen pen.

I just really can't deal with being alone right now.
I would totally fly off to somewhere with an awesome beach if my passport had more than a year's validity on it.
Sadly, it expires on the 1st of November.
Nevermind, I'll revew it over the weekend and see how it goes.

Anyohows, I'm looking for a comfort sleep partner right now,
so if you think you're up for it, please call me.
Please have a reasonably hot bod, a high tolerance for nonsense, and an extremely expandable bank account.
Preferably staying near the Hougang area, but Bukit Timah, Tanglin, St. Martins, Grange, and Cluny is good too.
and yes, you absolutely need to be able to drive.
>27yo = good.

Preferably un-attached with noone in mind.
I really can't deal with cheaters right now.

Thank you!

Friends, please please indulge me for the next week,
no one needs more pampering than me right now (really).

Nothing would please me more at this juncture than to say that i'm as emotionally frigid as a rock,
but honestly, my need for emotion right now is just this yawning black hole in the canvas of my life.

I can lie, it's just that that's too big a lie to tell.

It's good that I've finally gotten back to feeling again,
and from where I am now i'm jsut really afraid to step back into that uber self-deceiving world of hedonism right now.
It would be so so easy to let yourself go, yknw, play the field without a shred of conscience, break hearts every other day of the week, have as many fuck buddies as you want, arm candy at every launch, smoke, drink, party, etc.

It took me so long to regain this level of sanity (by which i mean staying at home to watch DVD, going to the beach and NOT taking photos, wearing pants out (okay i know this sounds weird but I like not wearing pants out), driving around at night to find food, cooking at home), yknw? like the stay at home and be happy hamsters thing?

Yeah I kinda like that but you can't do it by yourself.
nobody fucking stays at home to watch DVDs alone - okay, Zekun does but that's cause he's permanently jobless. Other than that he plays basketball and it's a group thing, SO YOU KINDA GET THE PICTURE. I can't go to the beach alone cause only crazy people do that - my primary school friend's mother did that and then she had no friends (the girl, not the mother - but obviosuly the mother had no friends too, if not why would she go to the beach alone right?). People usually wear pants out, but I only wear pants when i'm going out with somebody to make the person feel better. With no one to restrain me, i'm going to be a raging exhibitionist!! ): Also, driving around alone at night to find food? - C.R.A.Z.Y!!! and if you cook at home alone for yourself to eat that's just sad. You're like a maid already. mgiht as well go work in Indonesia and get paid to do it.

Aiya I am so fucked.
I think I need some alone time but I'm so scared to be alone at the same time
(wow okay, that was a highly confusing sentance with many repeated words)

Okay I just thought of a great summary. I'm sorry if you've just wasted 5 mins reading this entry.
what i meant to say was that i feel very empty.
I'm just trying to fill up my need for love/companionship with extreme superficiality.
okay. more like i'm trying NOT to.

I would much rather have somebody I could do wonderful together stuff with,
but I don't think that's gonna happen becuase .. jsut because life is like that.

You don't get lucky twice.
If i do then i'm REALLY lucky :D
(here we go, another one of my completely redundant sentances. I can already VISUALISE Felix (Tan/Radio Journ/Ngee Ann) attempting to strangle himself with the mic wire or bleeding profusely from the ears with the classic tortured look absolutely branded onto his face when he hears/reads this)

Ya anyway, moving swiftly on, yes.
Want to, but lack of manpower.
(this is not a pun!!! -_-)

I wonder how many normal people out there actually feel like that.
The need to have somebody but cannot find feeling.

Fuckign sucks right.

Same problem as getting a Mac.
Once you Mac, you never go back.

&sweetheart, you were one helluva Mac ;)

I refuse to downgrade to windows.
on a separate note, VISTA SUCKS!!! D:

x Just beat it.

  • Jul. 3rd, 2009 at 2:23 PM
being drunk at middday really beats abythign i've ever known.
Thanks you.

anyway here is it.


 

x Death and Dying.

  • Jul. 3rd, 2009 at 12:45 PM
 
i feel like absolute FUCK.

i know i hate people who say that (eg, Pil),
but hor, let me justify myeslf.

my life is really in the dumps.
 
  • my job at the zoo is awesome, but waking up everyday at 6am is a complete drag, i get tired by 930 and need a nap.
  • having to work 7 days a week is just soooooooo depressing.
  • my birdlet died ):
  • i'm insanely exhausted and terribly ill.
  • Sammi &I have decided that we shouldn't see each other anymore, MEGA )':
  • After updating to 3.0, Phonebe (My iPhone) has decided that her only calling in life is to constantly challenge herself to consume more battery more effectively every single day. Every day must break high score -_-
  • Staff lunch SUCKS. I have never eaten worse food in my life. (but nevermind, apparently I look emaciated right now. Good things always come out of bad things)
  • I am working myself to the bone for idk what reason.
  • I owe this fucker S$5000 for crashing his Lexus.

I just wanna fuck off somewhere with an awesome beach or get married to someone who doesn;t care about me, or kill myself.

I don't know why i always do things that are so degenerative to me,
i don't know why i'm trying so hard to stick it out at the zoo even though i'm sleep deprived and half-starved.

I've turned down 4 night jobs that pay relatively much better than my current day one, and i think i'm a twit.
i really don't know what i'm doing.

And the thing is that the Zoo pays so little that I need to work MORE jobs to sustain my lifestyle.
It's really tiring for the fact that i wake up at 6, start work at 8, end work at 6, and then go for my next job at 7 before knocking off at 1, reaching home at 2, getting to bed at 3, and starting the cycle again in 3 hours.

I'm so fucked up right now.


---

work has really fucked me up in a way that nothing else ever has before.
like, it's my first job, it's a new job, it's a tiring job, and I just relaly don;t wanna botch it up, yknw?
but i'm not so sure if i'm cut out for the zoo at all ):
i really prefer working alot less for alot more.

I've realyl put work as my first priority this time, and i think it's a bad idea.
I've fucked up my family relationships, my friends, my girlfriend (now ex), my gastric, my mood, my happiness, Kitty's happiness, and my sleepign pattern. what the fuck right. is it really worth it? Getting my Zouk membership cancelled cause i'm too fucking knackered to club at night anymore? I'm like Midas, the only thing different is I curse everythign i touch (okay, this sounds strangely familiar, i must have said this before .. MANY TIMES)

it's jsut so bad.
Recently I tried to tell this girl how I felt cuase i just really needed to talk,
but then she just completely ignored it.

I hate it when people brush me off.
I hate it when people think i'm stupid, or that my problems are insignificant.
i REALLY. FUCKING. HATE IT.

i am not some ssecond class, undiscerning citizen just because I'm happy enough to take time out to do stuff that I like, right? Even though it seems stupid to some people (who btw, take pride in being serious all the time - that drives me fucking nuts).

aiya whatever lah, fuck off, i really hate your guts right now.
I really hope your legs drop off or your phone spoils or something.
(no, actually I really don't, but i'm just sooooooooo angry at this time, plus i hate you, so.)

everything i just so FUCKED right now.
I'm going to drink. i really need a drink.

i just wanna DIE.
 

x The Bumper Entry.

  • Jun. 24th, 2009 at 2:15 AM
 
Yknw, i feel SO BAD, cause all i've been doing is facebooking and making endless promises to post photos on my blog but never getting round to it? shit, i feel so bad.

SO HERE ARE SOME PHOTOS YOU WILL NEVER SEE ANYWHERE ELSE!! hahhahahah
i miss blogging i've just been so busy lately!!

This is basically my life in a nutshell for the past month (:

Oh anyway i am SO addicted to ebay AGAIN. you can buy ANYTHING on ebay
the best part is that you can totaly get stuff that you cannot get in Singapore!
may i please take this opportunity to remind you all to BUY STUFF ON EBAY!! :D

Btw i found my dream car, CHECK THIS OUT.
i always thought i was more of a luxury car person BUT THEN i saw this car outside Zouk and i immediately stopped being drunk.
look at this! it's a BARBIE RHINESTONE CAR!!! i dream about these things!! AHHHHH!!!



Oh &this is just me screaming at Mike to faster take photo of me and the car before Phuture closes and the people come out and think i'm crazy. hahahah.




Oh and then right, there was this PSML (Pasar Malam - it was Dinah who first coined PSML cause she said it sounded alot cooler -_-) under my house, look who i met there! this Birdy Bird who is the cutest thing ever! She does this (right) when you say "BANG!!" sooooooooo gifted right!? ugh! idk why all albird and robird do is attack people.


Guess who else i met?
the world's biggest pair of jeans!!
Seriously, who wears these things?! can they even get out of their door/couch/off their ass?
i mean? i think it's impossible to stand up unaided cause that fat an ass will definitely change your center of gravity what right.
Anyway i hung around the stall for 20 inconspicuous minutes jsut lying in wait to see what kinda freak would show up and buy these HUGEEEE pants right, but nobody came (duh). I dunno how the shop owner earns money AT ALL. He should go set up a shop outside mcdonalds instead, definitely more business there. I only know ONE person who might fit the pants. I just HAD to take a photo with it so you can actually SEE how big it is in relativeity to a normal sized person. I think maybe people buy it to use as curtains or something.

(i actually wanted to make a damn disgusted face but the owner was already glaring at me so i had no choice but to smile brilliantly)

Oh &btw I got cornea abrasion after going to butter! and zouk!
that night was a massive drinking night, so obviously I don't remember a single thing, but I woke up the next morning at Sammi's house with a SEARING pain in my eye!!

me "OMG SAMMI!! WAKE UP!!!!" *kicks her violently (many times), hands on eye*
her *grumpy* "what thing?"
me "I'M BLIND!!!!!!!"
Sammi just looks at me in amazement before giving me the hugest eye-roll in the history of huge eye-rolls. Okay, she thinks i'm being a drama queen again. I really don't know why she thinks so leh, i think i toned down so much! but anyway, i think she just didn;t believe me cause i use the same excuse whenever i'm too lazy to wake up.

But anywayyyy ...
me *exasperated* "Sammi, i'm serious, i can't open my eye!"
Sammi "okay. Try harder" *goes back to sleep
i try again with herculean effort and almost faint from the pain.
me "okay fine then. I shall just learn to live with one eye. It's the good eye that's spoilt, too ):"

Finally I convinced Sammi to send me to a doctor ..
who referred me to an eye specialist.
this is when she started to panic heehee. finally.

At this juncture i would like to impart some handy information for those of you who took the time out to read this.
The fastest way to jump the queue in a clinic is to act like you're in TOTAL pain.
seriously. i told the nurse that my eyeball was dropping out of it's socket and refused to let her see it.

She rushed me in to see the doctor, who subsequently charged me 12 stupid dollars for a bloody referral letter.
hello. i send like 10 emails everyday FOR FREE -_-

This is us at Mount Alvernia :D
i may look really happy and carefree in these photos, but the pain i'm actually experiencing is equivalent to that of a bone marrow transplant .. without anesthesia.
Sammi actually wasn't very compliant when i decided to photoblog my adventure, but after reminding her about the possibility that i might go blind, she gave in. I say always use your disabilities to your advantage. This just goes to show how opportunistic and what a level headed thinker i am, even in times of crisis. I think it says alot about my strong and resiliant character (:



I keep telling Sammi she will look like an alien or one of Osama's fiends if she refuses to take off her shades or at least her cap but she refused to listen, which is probably why they kept giving us weird looks before referring me to another eye specialist -_-

DOESN'T SHE?!?!?!?!



The adventure continues (she is totally grumpy from all the phototaking by now)
((as i'm sure you can tell))
(((unless you are blind)))


so they finally kicked us out of the hospital armed with antiseptic cream and a lifetime's supply of those cotton pad things.
I just want you to have a look at how WONDERFULLY the nurse bandaged my eye (left) as compared to Sammi's handicraft (right).
I secretly think it's her way of getting back at me for dragging her on Amazing Race Eye Specialist and guilt tripping her into a very unwilling photoshoot. Whatever it is Sam, please scratch Nurse and Arts&Crafts Teacher off your list of possible prefessions.

so pretty!! :D vs. expression of absolute horror after looking in the mirror



Anyway, you guys must be wondering about Kitty (:
here's her pretending to be a seal and acting bored (hands on chin!!) :D










Me "How do you say it, Kitty? Say it for Mummy"
Kitty "seh-leb-bruh-tee!!!"


hahahah.

it's 4AM, i need to sleep.
nightnight babies ;)

xoxo

x Doggy dog style.

  • Jun. 19th, 2009 at 6:20 PM
omg read this!!
http://blog.peta.org/archives/2009/04/bolivia_victory.php

i feel very strongly about this!! hahaha
watch the video please, it's damn off.
so watch it and tell me what happens in the end cause i couldn;t watch it to the end ):
I stopped halfway cause it was too fuckign graphic and I couldn;t live with the knowledge of what Kitty would have been exposed to if she was Bolivian.

Now my dear dog is happily running around eating a fillet of cod but her fur is SO going to drop off tmr,
nvm lah, i'm sure she'd rather be furless than dead.
 

x Wash your hands too.

  • Jun. 10th, 2009 at 3:26 PM


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

x NEW(s)!

  • May. 23rd, 2009 at 5:28 PM
 
hi motherfuckers, i just wanna let you all know that ..
I JUST SUCCESSFULLY JAILBROKE MY IPHONE!!! :D :D :D

After a couple of months of nonstop trying and a seemingly endless stream of tears,
I FINALLY HAVE CYDIA!!!! heeheeheeheeheehee x 100

all my problems in life are solved!
oh except for the one where i owe this fella $1500 (SINGAPORE DOLLARS) cause i banged into his car yesterday cause i was trying to save Birdnard and Birdnadette from Kitty while driving on the CTE (this is a very bad idea. now i understand the importance of keeping your eyes on the road all the time)

nevermind, who cares, I HAVE CYDIA!!
i have unlocked my iPhone to the unrestrained, boundless pleasure of possessing apps from a realm where she's never even dreamt possible! BE FREE, PHOEBE!! :D :D (My iPhone's name is Phoebe)
just don;t come back with some WTD (Wirelessly Transmitted Diseases) because i really cannot save you anymore.
don't anyhow go and download around ah. not safe.



To Singtel: I sincerely apologise for any harsh words directed at you last night, both on Facebook and over the phone at your wonderful Customer Care Consultants - God bless their perfect souls, they indeed have the patience of many saints. The one who typed it was my twin sister, who was hogging the computer after coming home extremely late and very obviously under the influence of excessive amounts of Alcohol. She is guilty as charged for DUI TUI (Typing Under Influence) and we are gravely sorry for any misunderstandings caused. As you can see, her facebook status has now been updated and we hope you can feel her heartfelt repentence. Rest assured it will never happen again. I will personally keep her in check.



me "I JAILBROKE MY IPHONE!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D hahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahha"

yuan "good for you, congratulations. Now i feel like a mother who's kid just got top grades ............ in kindergartden"
 

x addickt.

  • May. 22nd, 2009 at 3:23 PM
My name is Pearlyn Koh,
&I am a facebook addict.

x Every Little Girl's Dream Dog :D

  • May. 16th, 2009 at 5:08 AM


Kitty's Lovin' It
*this picture has not been graphically enhanced.

x it's gonna get Massy.

  • May. 13th, 2009 at 4:44 AM
before anything else i just want to let you all know that i am still alive!!
Here's me posing with this recent newspaper :D


(please don't give me flak for taking naked photos, it was the first thing i saw when i got out of the shower! yeah i was THAT excited about his capture :D)

I am very happy Mas Selemat has been caught (: (: (:
Now we can all smuggle in pirated DVDs with greatly diminished chances of a heart attack when the polis stop your car.
I hope they just kill him this time, to save everyone the trouble of him escaping again, and also to lower the risks of us pork-eating non pig-worshippers (give us a break man, i can't help it if chinese people try to cook everything they see) to be on the recieving end of Jihad.
I do not aspire to be poked full of holes with satay sticks and left to bleed to death Halal-ly by a mob of angry, de-individualised malays, whether in the name of Allah or not ):

.. so just kill him, dammit.

Actually you have to agree he looks abit like Darius right.

RIGHT!?!? THE SIMILARITIES ARE UNCANNY!!! :D
i only realised when i saw him on the 9:30 news today.
I think it's the arrogence &the i-got-caught-so-what-heehee expression.

(wow. my internet is hideously slow!)

anyway fuck that, i need to go and sleep now, i just realised less than 24 hours ago that my graduation is TODAY :|
Adam is inviting his entire kampong down, so i guess i'm gonna invite my conservative chinese parents down as well (this is peer pressure at it's best). In a few hours i'm going to have to endure (as usual) going out with a mother who insists on walking at least 5 metres away from me and insists that she doesn't know me whenever my teachers try to talk to her, eg,

Teacher "Hi Mrs. Koh, I'm Pearlyn's (whatever) teacher"
Mum "Oh really? I don't know who you're talking about!" *beams*

She says i'm more trouble than I'm worth.
mum *sighing* "you're just like me 30 years ago"
me *grumpy* "what, ugly and obnoxious?"
mum "no, i meant hyperactive and the center of attention!!"
me -_-
mum "but you're all of the above and the center of unwanted attention! haha! later when we go on the bus don't sit with me k"
me "why?!!"
mum "cause you always eat on bus and do your makeup!!"
me *exasperated* "mum, i've taken a bus with you exactly ONCE. i SMELT my breakfast and for the last time, THERE! WAS! SOMETHING! IN! MY!! EYE!!!!"

Teachers i know some of you read this so if you see my mum tomorrow PLEASE DON'T TALK TO HER!! She's only gonna be there cause i blackmailed her into going cause i didn't wanna seem like the product of a broken family headed by an anorexic camera-happy (&extremely proud) dad. My granma (evil) was also elated at the news of my graduation ("At last!" was the first thing she said), we had to stop her from going down becasue that trio would be the absolute worst combination of people you'd want to have together in one room at any point in time (my Granma likes to laugh (loudly) at people's shortcomings. That's okay if you're young and pretty like me but she's 73 and still drives an Evo). You get the picture.

oh fuck it's 5.23 and i only have 4 hours to sleep. SIGH. such is life. I'm gonna go now but before i go PLEASE CHECK THIS OUT!! :D
 
HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA I'LL SLEEP WITH YOUR DAUGHTER! BUT NEVER WITH YOUR SON!! :D :D :D :D

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