before anything else i just want to let you all know that i am still alive!!
Here's me posing with this recent newspaper :D
(please don't give me flak for taking naked photos, it was the first thing i saw when i got out of the shower! yeah i was THAT excited about his capture :D)
I am very happy Mas Selemat has been caught (: (: (:
Now we can all smuggle in pirated DVDs with greatly diminished chances of a heart attack when the polis stop your car.
I hope they just kill him this time, to save everyone the trouble of him escaping again, and also to lower the risks of us pork-eating non pig-worshippers (give us a break man, i can't help it if chinese people try to cook everything they see) to be on the recieving end of Jihad.
I do not aspire to be poked full of holes with satay sticks and left to bleed to death Halal-ly by a mob of angry, de-individualised malays, whether in the name of Allah or not ):
.. so just kill him, dammit.
Actually you have to agree he looks abit like Darius right.
RIGHT!?!? THE SIMILARITIES ARE UNCANNY!!! :D
i only realised when i saw him on the 9:30 news today.
I think it's the arrogence &the i-got-caught-so-what-heehee expression.
(wow. my internet is hideously slow!)
anyway fuck that, i need to go and sleep now, i just realised less than 24 hours ago that my graduation is TODAY :|
Adam is inviting his entire kampong down, so i guess i'm gonna invite my conservative chinese parents down as well (this is peer pressure at it's best). In a few hours i'm going to have to endure (as usual) going out with a mother who insists on walking at least 5 metres away from me and insists that she doesn't know me whenever my teachers try to talk to her, eg,
Teacher "Hi Mrs. Koh, I'm Pearlyn's (whatever) teacher"
Mum "Oh really? I don't know who you're talking about!" *beams*
She says i'm more trouble than I'm worth.
mum *sighing* "you're just like me 30 years ago"
me *grumpy* "what, ugly and obnoxious?"
mum "no, i meant hyperactive and the center of attention!!"
me -_-
mum "but you're all of the above and the center of unwanted attention! haha! later when we go on the bus don't sit with me k"
me "why?!!"
mum "cause you always eat on bus and do your makeup!!"
me *exasperated* "mum, i've taken a bus with you exactly ONCE. i SMELT my breakfast and for the last time, THERE! WAS! SOMETHING! IN! MY!! EYE!!!!"
Teachers i know some of you read this so if you see my mum tomorrow PLEASE DON'T TALK TO HER!! She's only gonna be there cause i blackmailed her into going cause i didn't wanna seem like the product of a broken family headed by an anorexic camera-happy (&extremely proud) dad. My granma (evil) was also elated at the news of my graduation ("At last!" was the first thing she said), we had to stop her from going down becasue that trio would be the absolute worst combination of people you'd want to have together in one room at any point in time (my Granma likes to laugh (loudly) at people's shortcomings. That's okay if you're young and pretty like me but she's 73 and still drives an Evo). You get the picture.
oh fuck it's 5.23 and i only have 4 hours to sleep. SIGH. such is life. I'm gonna go now but before i go PLEASE CHECK THIS OUT!! :D
Here's me posing with this recent newspaper :D
(please don't give me flak for taking naked photos, it was the first thing i saw when i got out of the shower! yeah i was THAT excited about his capture :D)
I am very happy Mas Selemat has been caught (: (: (:
Now we can all smuggle in pirated DVDs with greatly diminished chances of a heart attack when the polis stop your car.
I hope they just kill him this time, to save everyone the trouble of him escaping again, and also to lower the risks of us pork-eating non pig-worshippers (give us a break man, i can't help it if chinese people try to cook everything they see) to be on the recieving end of Jihad.
I do not aspire to be poked full of holes with satay sticks and left to bleed to death Halal-ly by a mob of angry, de-individualised malays, whether in the name of Allah or not ):
.. so just kill him, dammit.
Actually you have to agree he looks abit like Darius right.
RIGHT!?!? THE SIMILARITIES ARE UNCANNY!!! :D
i only realised when i saw him on the 9:30 news today.
I think it's the arrogence &the i-got-caught-so-what-heehee expression.
(wow. my internet is hideously slow!)
anyway fuck that, i need to go and sleep now, i just realised less than 24 hours ago that my graduation is TODAY :|
Adam is inviting his entire kampong down, so i guess i'm gonna invite my conservative chinese parents down as well (this is peer pressure at it's best). In a few hours i'm going to have to endure (as usual) going out with a mother who insists on walking at least 5 metres away from me and insists that she doesn't know me whenever my teachers try to talk to her, eg,
Teacher "Hi Mrs. Koh, I'm Pearlyn's (whatever) teacher"
Mum "Oh really? I don't know who you're talking about!" *beams*
She says i'm more trouble than I'm worth.
mum *sighing* "you're just like me 30 years ago"
me *grumpy* "what, ugly and obnoxious?"
mum "no, i meant hyperactive and the center of attention!!"
me -_-
mum "but you're all of the above and the center of unwanted attention! haha! later when we go on the bus don't sit with me k"
me "why?!!"
mum "cause you always eat on bus and do your makeup!!"
me *exasperated* "mum, i've taken a bus with you exactly ONCE. i SMELT my breakfast and for the last time, THERE! WAS! SOMETHING! IN! MY!! EYE!!!!"
Teachers i know some of you read this so if you see my mum tomorrow PLEASE DON'T TALK TO HER!! She's only gonna be there cause i blackmailed her into going cause i didn't wanna seem like the product of a broken family headed by an anorexic camera-happy (&extremely proud) dad. My granma (evil) was also elated at the news of my graduation ("At last!" was the first thing she said), we had to stop her from going down becasue that trio would be the absolute worst combination of people you'd want to have together in one room at any point in time (my Granma likes to laugh (loudly) at people's shortcomings. That's okay if you're young and pretty like me but she's 73 and still drives an Evo). You get the picture.
oh fuck it's 5.23 and i only have 4 hours to sleep. SIGH. such is life. I'm gonna go now but before i go PLEASE CHECK THIS OUT!! :D
HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA I'LL SLEEP WITH YO
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