hi motherfuckers, i just wanna let you all know that ..
I JUST SUCCESSFULLY JAILBROKE MY IPHONE!!! :D :D :D

After a couple of months of nonstop trying and a seemingly endless stream of tears,
I FINALLY HAVE CYDIA!!!! heeheeheeheeheehee x 100

all my problems in life are solved!
oh except for the one where i owe this fella $1500 (SINGAPORE DOLLARS) cause i banged into his car yesterday cause i was trying to save Birdnard and Birdnadette from Kitty while driving on the CTE (this is a very bad idea. now i understand the importance of keeping your eyes on the road all the time)

nevermind, who cares, I HAVE CYDIA!!
i have unlocked my iPhone to the unrestrained, boundless pleasure of possessing apps from a realm where she's never even dreamt possible! BE FREE, PHOEBE!! :D :D (My iPhone's name is Phoebe)
just don;t come back with some WTD (Wirelessly Transmitted Diseases) because i really cannot save you anymore.
don't anyhow go and download around ah. not safe.



To Singtel: I sincerely apologise for any harsh words directed at you last night, both on Facebook and over the phone at your wonderful Customer Care Consultants - God bless their perfect souls, they indeed have the patience of many saints. The one who typed it was my twin sister, who was hogging the computer after coming home extremely late and very obviously under the influence of excessive amounts of Alcohol. She is guilty as charged for DUI TUI (Typing Under Influence) and we are gravely sorry for any misunderstandings caused. As you can see, her facebook status has now been updated and we hope you can feel her heartfelt repentence. Rest assured it will never happen again. I will personally keep her in check.



me "I JAILBROKE MY IPHONE!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D hahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahha"

yuan "good for you, congratulations. Now i feel like a mother who's kid just got top grades ............ in kindergartden"