Yknw, i feel SO BAD, cause all i've been doing is facebooking and making endless promises to post photos on my blog but never getting round to it? shit, i feel so bad.

SO HERE ARE SOME PHOTOS YOU WILL NEVER SEE ANYWHERE ELSE!! hahhahahah
i miss blogging i've just been so busy lately!!

This is basically my life in a nutshell for the past month (:

Oh anyway i am SO addicted to ebay AGAIN. you can buy ANYTHING on ebay
the best part is that you can totaly get stuff that you cannot get in Singapore!
may i please take this opportunity to remind you all to BUY STUFF ON EBAY!! :D

Btw i found my dream car, CHECK THIS OUT.
i always thought i was more of a luxury car person BUT THEN i saw this car outside Zouk and i immediately stopped being drunk.
look at this! it's a BARBIE RHINESTONE CAR!!! i dream about these things!! AHHHHH!!!



Oh &this is just me screaming at Mike to faster take photo of me and the car before Phuture closes and the people come out and think i'm crazy. hahahah.




Oh and then right, there was this PSML (Pasar Malam - it was Dinah who first coined PSML cause she said it sounded alot cooler -_-) under my house, look who i met there! this Birdy Bird who is the cutest thing ever! She does this (right) when you say "BANG!!" sooooooooo gifted right!? ugh! idk why all albird and robird do is attack people.


Guess who else i met?
the world's biggest pair of jeans!!
Seriously, who wears these things?! can they even get out of their door/couch/off their ass?
i mean? i think it's impossible to stand up unaided cause that fat an ass will definitely change your center of gravity what right.
Anyway i hung around the stall for 20 inconspicuous minutes jsut lying in wait to see what kinda freak would show up and buy these HUGEEEE pants right, but nobody came (duh). I dunno how the shop owner earns money AT ALL. He should go set up a shop outside mcdonalds instead, definitely more business there. I only know ONE person who might fit the pants. I just HAD to take a photo with it so you can actually SEE how big it is in relativeity to a normal sized person. I think maybe people buy it to use as curtains or something.

(i actually wanted to make a damn disgusted face but the owner was already glaring at me so i had no choice but to smile brilliantly)

Oh &btw I got cornea abrasion after going to butter! and zouk!
that night was a massive drinking night, so obviously I don't remember a single thing, but I woke up the next morning at Sammi's house with a SEARING pain in my eye!!

me "OMG SAMMI!! WAKE UP!!!!" *kicks her violently (many times), hands on eye*
her *grumpy* "what thing?"
me "I'M BLIND!!!!!!!"
Sammi just looks at me in amazement before giving me the hugest eye-roll in the history of huge eye-rolls. Okay, she thinks i'm being a drama queen again. I really don't know why she thinks so leh, i think i toned down so much! but anyway, i think she just didn;t believe me cause i use the same excuse whenever i'm too lazy to wake up.

But anywayyyy ...
me *exasperated* "Sammi, i'm serious, i can't open my eye!"
Sammi "okay. Try harder" *goes back to sleep
i try again with herculean effort and almost faint from the pain.
me "okay fine then. I shall just learn to live with one eye. It's the good eye that's spoilt, too ):"

Finally I convinced Sammi to send me to a doctor ..
who referred me to an eye specialist.
this is when she started to panic heehee. finally.

At this juncture i would like to impart some handy information for those of you who took the time out to read this.
The fastest way to jump the queue in a clinic is to act like you're in TOTAL pain.
seriously. i told the nurse that my eyeball was dropping out of it's socket and refused to let her see it.

She rushed me in to see the doctor, who subsequently charged me 12 stupid dollars for a bloody referral letter.
hello. i send like 10 emails everyday FOR FREE -_-

This is us at Mount Alvernia :D
i may look really happy and carefree in these photos, but the pain i'm actually experiencing is equivalent to that of a bone marrow transplant .. without anesthesia.
Sammi actually wasn't very compliant when i decided to photoblog my adventure, but after reminding her about the possibility that i might go blind, she gave in. I say always use your disabilities to your advantage. This just goes to show how opportunistic and what a level headed thinker i am, even in times of crisis. I think it says alot about my strong and resiliant character (:



I keep telling Sammi she will look like an alien or one of Osama's fiends if she refuses to take off her shades or at least her cap but she refused to listen, which is probably why they kept giving us weird looks before referring me to another eye specialist -_-

DOESN'T SHE?!?!?!?!


The adventure continues (she is totally grumpy from all the phototaking by now)
((as i'm sure you can tell))
(((unless you are blind)))


so they finally kicked us out of the hospital armed with antiseptic cream and a lifetime's supply of those cotton pad things.
I just want you to have a look at how WONDERFULLY the nurse bandaged my eye (left) as compared to Sammi's handicraft (right).
I secretly think it's her way of getting back at me for dragging her on Amazing Race Eye Specialist and guilt tripping her into a very unwilling photoshoot. Whatever it is Sam, please scratch Nurse and Arts&Crafts Teacher off your list of possible prefessions.

so pretty!! :D vs. expression of absolute horror after looking in the mirror



Anyway, you guys must be wondering about Kitty (:
here's her pretending to be a seal and acting bored (hands on chin!!) :D










Me "How do you say it, Kitty? Say it for Mummy"
Kitty "seh-leb-bruh-tee!!!"


hahahah.

it's 4AM, i need to sleep.
nightnight babies ;)

xoxo