Why is nobody responding to my cooking post?!
Is it not yummy enough?! ): ): ):

okay so maybe i shouldn't turn this into a cooking blog.

Anyways, I have to show you something incredibly unfortunate.


.. OOPS.
It says AM not PM.

uh oh!!
This brings my grand total of flights missed in the past 2 years to a count of 7
- excluding all those private flights I would have had to add to the count if my friends hadn't been nice enough to wait for me.

Anyway I have decided thattttt ..
It's time again to post up my birthday wish list :D

so before I fuck off to clean up my closet and see what I can sell for extra money,

I WOULD LIKE:

Turntables
A Nosejob
Plenty of Juicy Vouchers
or a Supp Card
(actually until now I don't know whether it's referred to as a SUB card or a SUPP card)
((I always factored it down to the standard of english locally))

BAI ME STUFFZ!!!
:D :D :D

perper needs her burfday weeshez.

[EDIT @ 4:33PM]

HAHAHAHAHH EH CHEK THIS OUT,
I can't rip and embed it but you HAVE to check it out or your life is just not worth living anymore.

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=101612469859717

And check out these videos hahahaha
I LOVE PHOTOBOOTH PRANKS!! :D





In other news, I have long hair now and I just buang my car!! (:

Long hair nicer hor!?!? :D


Also, I think I'm going to die soon casue I just had this suspicious looking thing that day in my soup.
me "EEEEW, WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!?! If I eat it will I die?!"
Anthony "No, it's good for you, EAT IT!!" :D
me "but it looks funnnyyyyy ..."
Anthony "No, really, jsut eat it, I would eat it but I can't cause I'm already drinking some other soup. If you mix herbal soup, YOU WILL DIE"
me "oh okay fine then"

*chews*

me "bleah. it sucks. I want to die"
Anthony *sings, extremely pleased* "hahahahahah!! YOU ATE CHICKEN TESTICLES!!!"



Obviously I choked on it and died twice on the spot ):
Look at it!! How could I have not known it was animal genitalia?!?!? ):
Chinese people are ALWAYS like that!! ): ): ):

They love cooking animals!! ):
Look at what else they have there!!
I just HAD to show you.






THIS. Is a DEER PENIS.
it is HUGE!!!!!!!! D:


This is the Metropole Herbal Soup something ish thing.
EWK!! EAT THERE AND DIE!!! D: D: D:
unless you close your eyes.

Omg I have just wasted another day doing absolutely ZERO.
my cupboard is not cleaned, my dog is not bathed, and I am not in HK.

My book, 101 Habits of Non-effective People,
will never be published because Habit #1 is Procrastination ):